-TRANSCRIPT FROM FILM “VALENTINE”, STARRING K HEIGL/DAVID BOREANAZ/DENISE RICHARDS

Shelley?

Dance with me?

In your dreams, loser!

Lily?

Will you dance with me?

Paige?

Will you dance with me?

I’d rather be boiled alive.

Hi, Kate.

Want to dance?

Maybe later, Jeremy.

Okay. Maybe later.

Hi, Dorothy.

Do you want to dance with me?

Check it out. Thick and thin getting it on.

-You like it, Buffalo? Getting hot?
-Stop. Get away [...]

JEREMY SCOTT EN FOOT (SPLENDOUR-STEPS)
RB: “So, I saw this exhibition of Jeremy Scott’s effort. I had many reflections spinning through my overactive cerebrum, Kelly Osbourne was running around with horns on her head, Pat Fields was strolling through the crowd like a Regal Mama, the photographer next to me smelled like a microwaved raccoon, [...]

RB: “You should probably reconsider your hasty judgement regarding the practice of playing with Paper Dolls. You should do it more often is what I’m getting at. And maybe print them so they can stand in a Magic(k) Star-Circle, and invoke the Greek God Pan? A gentle suggestion, and if you ever [...]

“Breathing in this air, it’s like my lungs are filled with Martian Atmospheric Gases! Ugh, that girl with the Oil-slick leather pants is dissolving my bad mood, very quickly. (GASP).”
“Did you see the girl practicing the gong backstage? Gabi kept telling her it was too loud! She kept snickering when he turned [...]

BACKSTAGE HAIR-SCENE AT THREEASFOUR, PRELUDE TO THE ROCKET LAUNCH
“If you ran your tongue over it would it taste like peanut brittle?”
-GERMAN PHOTOG, STANDING NEXT TO ME BACKSTAGE, VYING FOR A SHOT

*Alice Temperley’s private collection of desperately Gorgeoux-Femme Portraits by Legendary photographer Norman Parkinson, EN DISPLAY in juxtaposition with The Temperley AW10 collection.
“My girls do this: they run, jump walls.”
-Norman Parkinson
*please excuse the glare, it was very bright in there.

TAKING IT FOR A TEST DRIVE

CAST OF CHARACTERS:
Jade Parfitt
Laura Bailey
Lily Cole
Yasmin Le Bon
Liberty Ross
Jasmine Guinness
Erin O’Connor
Sophie Dahl
Rosamund Pike
Susie Bick
Jacquetta Wheeler
Annie Lennox
Charlotte Dellal
Cecilia Chancellor
Catherine Bailey
“Portraiture in High Form. GEMSTONES embedded en CANVAS, Ah the Grandeur!”
“God Bless The Queen!”
“CHAMPAGNE TOAST, HUSH.”
-CROWD QUOTE(S)
A NOT-FORGOTTEN ODE TO THE REGAL MODERN BABES OF GREAT BRITANNIA:
Moving on the floor now babe you’re a bird [...]

[WATCH AND] WAIT FOR THE WINK!
RB: “They were SHY but I was MORE SHY, still standing there, though, with my Starry and Unblinking eyes. Some were looking and pretending not to look. Some were looking and not caring. Some were not looking. Some were looking worried. Some were looking [...]