RB: “Been walkin’ round waving at cowboys with my sunglasses on so they don’t see me cryin’.”
TR: “Where are you going now?”
RB: “To a temperature controlled environment where there aren’t cataclysmic lightening storms or trilingual men in lizard skin footwear, and eye contact doesn’t make you shiver.”
TR: “We thought you were a Norwegian mail order [...]

“Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to use imperialist rhetoric when ordering your steak tartare? SIGNIFY SOME PLURALISM OR GET BACK IN THE VAN, LADY.”
-Kenny of the White Plains, NM

BT: “Walk down this landing strip, wear this hoodie, talk to Mike about the Cold War.”
MG: “You mean Lonesome Dove?”
RB: “I’M CLICKING MY HEELS AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING.”

MR: “How do you feel about the four food groups?”
RB: “Couldn’t be bothered.”
ST: “Do you find women who discuss the dramatic splendor of being a woman, depressing?”
RB: “Yes.”
EG: “How about women who talk about their Lovers?”
RB: “Exponentially so.”
PK: “What of creatives who exhibit superficial activation positioned as the thin-skinned brand of Fragility/Complexity/Confliction?”
RB: “SKIN CRUMBLING.”
AH: “Tell [...]

Ballad Of Sir Frankie Crisp (Let It Roll)

Limbs askew and sheets sprawling, I dreamt of Trousers! Be-pleated, oversized, of the sturdiest Twill, studded with wooly nubs and cinched with straps of tanned Hide! Sweating, eyes open, “In the desert of all places!” I thought. The tender touch of my beloved Celestine, Mistress of the enlightened Silhouette, Femme of [...]

Introducing Hot Mom Cop
Accessories by Alex Schmidt/ Photos by Logan Caldbeck/ Art Direction by R Bosetti/ Debuting 09.10
AS: “I found this bird skeleton in a field behind the library, but it wasn’t really ready yet, you know? I have so many snake vertebrae, too many really, I need some more bird femurs if I’m [...]

Sonata No. 1 in G minor IV. Presto

RR: (SHIFTING WEIGHT ONTO LEFT FOOT, KICKING SAND) “You a Meat-Eater?”
RB: (ENTHUSIASTIC) “YES! (SOFTENS) Ahm, I guess, it’s something I grew up with? You know?”
RR: “Well The West Wasn’t Won on Salad. (GLANCING AT THE DOG). She jumped the fence last night and I fed her some Venison jerky, I made it [...]