“Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to use imperialist rhetoric when ordering your steak tartare? SIGNIFY SOME PLURALISM OR GET BACK IN THE VAN, LADY.”
-Kenny of the White Plains, NM
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Young Lust!
VALENTINE’S DAY ASSAULT
BT: “Walk down this landing strip, wear this hoodie, talk to Mike about the Cold War.”
MG: “You mean Lonesome Dove?”
RB: “I’M CLICKING MY HEELS AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING.”
Hot Mom Cop
Introducing Hot Mom Cop
Accessories by Alex Schmidt/ Photos by Logan Caldbeck/ Art Direction by R Bosetti/ Debuting 09.10
AS: “I found this bird skeleton in a field behind the library, but it wasn’t really ready yet, you know? I have so many snake vertebrae, too many really, I need some more bird femurs if I’m [...]
Hypovitaminosis D
Food
Vitamin D (IU)
Cod liver oil
2218
Herring (raw)
2061
Shiitake mushrooms (dried)
1122
Catfish (raw)
1122
Button mushrooms (raw)
691
Pink salmon, canned
530
Sardines (canned)
521
Herring (pickled)
519
Mackerel, canned
214
Caviar
184
Quaker Nutrition for Women Instant Oatmeal
140
Cow’s milk, fortified with vitamin D
100
Orange juice, fortified with vitamin D
100
Vanilla milkshake (fast food)
52
Egg yolk
25
Mashed potatoes
11
Fruits and fruit juices
0
Cereal, fortified
40-50
B-E A-G-G R-E-S-S I-V-E
Janie’s Got a Gun
A Girl named Cello, a Boy named Boo.
Boots shined, wits gathered, canteens filled, genius-friends Celestine Cooney and Boo George embarked today on a seven day tour of Louisville, Kentucky, U.S.A.
Having flown their home coop of London, England, the two inspired vigilantes will spend the next half-fortnight à la Pickup Truck, careening down dusty roads, rolling through fields of kudzu, knoshing all things [...]
“A woman is more dangerous than a loaded gun.”
Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: [...]
DEATH VALLEY: ROSE QUARTZ EDITION
The first of a handful of mini-films I’ve made, documenting a recent adventure into the Hallowed Grounds of Death Valley. Accompanied by two Ethereal Femmes, I trip-traipsed my way through this desert’s endless salty dunes and crystalline clouds, waking each morning to White Light and mineral powder coating my skin. Minds were blown, [...]